How To: Make Your Girlfriend Break Up With You

Just when girlfriends thought it couldn’t get worse than seeing their boyfriends playing Halo for 8 hours straight wearing their Halo 3 collector’s edition helmet, comes the latest uber-gamer toy, the FPS Vest.

SpaceVestGI

“The gaming peripheral will consist of eight zones, all of which will be able to direct appropriate force to accurately simulate a plethora of sensations, including bullet fire, explosions, punches and even finger taps.”

Now you can strap on your vest, throw on your helmet, and soon enough you won’t have to worry about your girlfriend bitching at you to take out the trash considering she’ll run far far away when you bring this home.

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One Response to How To: Make Your Girlfriend Break Up With You

  1. donkey shoes says:

    you can’t wear the Halo 3 collectors edition helmet..

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